TA
Thanks Announced
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TAB
Total A Bill
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
TABBY
They Are Banded, Braceleted Yowlers
Patricia Rix
1984494 
TABLES
Truth Arrays... Boolean Logic Explicitly Stated
Angela Brett, referring to truth tables.
1984251 1984518 
TABLE SAW
Tackle A Block Lengthwise, Enabling Someone (to) Attack Wood
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
TABLE TENNIS
Take Any Ball, Lob Everywhere, Then Enjoy Nefarious Negotiations In Sequence
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
TABLOID
Tits And Bums Laden - Only Interests Dummies
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
TACO BELL
Tummy Aches Common - Obliterating & Burning Esophagus Lining, Largely.
Jeff Anonymous, who suggests <PEPCID> to solve the stomach acid troubles caused by eating Mexican.
1984773 
TAFFY
That's Another Freaky Foodstuff, Y'know/Yes?
Gavin Lambert
1984956 
TAHITI
Trying Any Hula Increases Temperatures Immediately
Rico Leffanta
1984350 
TAILOR
Tradesman Alters Ill-fitting Longjohns Or Robes.
Angela Brett
1984485 
TAIWAN
The Administration Is With Anti-communist Nationalists.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TAKEN DOWN A PEG
The All-Knowing Egoist Needs Deflation? One Who Needs A Put-down's Evidently Grandiloquent!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <FAILURE>)
1984722 
TAKING IT TO THE TOP
Terrible Argument - Keep It Nicely Glowing - Is Then Turned Over To Highest Executive - Their Opinion's Permanent!
TMcCO'G
1984977 
TALBOT
Trustworthy Army Leader Besieges Opponent's Towns
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
TALENT
Though Ability's Lovely, Everyone Needs Training.
Angela Brett, since people are often urged not to rely on talent but to train/practise to reach their full potential.
1984704 
TALENT (2)
The Ability's Latent Evidently, Not Tutored.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
TALIBAN
The Afghani Leadership Is Biased Against Nonmales
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
TALIBAN (2)
Thugs And Louts In Bourkhas - America's Nemesis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
TALIBAN (3)
They Abandoned Learning Islam - Began Attacking Neighbours.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (This is in reference to the origins of the Taliban, religious students who went to fight the Russian invaders)
1984413 
TALKERS
True Apronymists Listen! Keenly Enhance, Regenerate Skills!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984728 
TALL
Towering Above Lesser Lumps
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
TALL STORY
Telling A Little Lie Sometimes To Ornament Rich Yarn
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
TALLY HO
Toward Any Lethal Limb Your Horse Opts
Rico Leffanta
1984581 1984311 
TAMBOURINE
There's A Million Backingsingers Operating Useless Rattling Instruments - None Excel!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
TAMMY
Trilled About Marital Mishaps, Yodelling
TMcCO'G (referring to Tammy Wynette) who thinks almost all 'country' songs seem to be about unhappy marriages
1984416 
TAMORA
Tragically Authors Murderous Ordeal Revenging Alarbus
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
1984263 
TAMPAX
Tampons Assist Menstruation, Particularly After X-rays
Chris Kjelgaard
1984536 
TAMPAX (2)
These Aren't Men's Products Apparently - Xtraordinary!
TMcCO'G
1984536 
TANGERINE IMAC
This Apple's No Good! Even RAM Is Not Edible. I'm Making A Complaint!
Angela Brett
1984797 
TANGI
Tears Are Not Good Indications
Angela Brett (Tangi is the Maori word for cry)
1984665 1984644 1984857 
TANTALUM
Thought-of As Niobium. Though A Largely Unmeltable Metal.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TANZANIA
Tanganyika And Nearby Zanzibar Are Now In Association.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TARA
Tara! Aack! Rrack! Aack!
Rob Rix, explaining: Tara is rather icky. The buildings aren't nice the way most of Bruce County is, they're little ugly boxes (like PCs, sort of). The main street is positively depressing. The whole place makes you feel that it hasn't any air.
1984866 
TARA (2)
They Are Rich Atlantans.
Roger Williams -- Gone With the Wind.
1984245 
TARBELL
Told All, Rightly Blaming Evil Legal Loopholes
Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search evidently referring to muckraker Ida Tarbell (not sure if he was into loopholes or not, though)
1984332 
TARGET
Taking Aim, Raise Gun, Embrace Trigger
Tony McCoy O'Grady (One is always advised to 'squeeeeze' a trigger slowly, rather like embracing a partner, and not jerk it!)
1984581 1984455 
TAROT
Their Accuracy's Rotten - Or Treacherous
TMcCO'G
1984326 
TAROT (2)
They're A Roguish Operator's Tools
TMcCO'G
1984326 
TARRY
Try A Risque Romance Yourself
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
TART
Taste A Rhubarb Today!
Rico Leffanta
1984467 
TARZAN
Tree-dwelling Apeman, (Raised Zoophilously) Among Nature
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
TARZAN OF THE APES
 Thought A Rare Zoological Abnormality, Newly Orphaned Foundling That Had Evidently Adopted Primates' Environmental Skills
TMcCO'G
1984839 
TASTER
Takes A Sip Then Ejects Residue
Rico Leffanta
1984467 1984485 
TASTY
This is A Sincere Thank-You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
TAU
Tiny And Unstable
Angela Brett (while the tau is the heaviest of the leptons, it's still tiny... and due to its mass is the most unstable lepton, lasting around 3*10^-13 seconds.)
1985046 
TAUON
Tried At Uniformity Of Notation
Angela Brett (Tauon is another name for the <TAU> particle, with the familiar -on suffix of other particles.)
1985046 
TAURUS
They Are Uniquely Raising Umpteen Suspicions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984452 
TAX
Tariffs Are Xcessive.
Roger Williams
1984413 1984602 
TAXI
Travel Avoiding Xenophobic Interaction
Eric Bridgstock
1984572 
TAXI DRIVERS
They Are Xtremely Incompetent Drivers Requiring Instruction for Virtually Every Route Specified.
Steve Keate
1984761 
T-BAG
The Baddie; Annoys Girls
Angela Brett, referring to the title character of an 80s/90s children's TV series. (See http://members.tripod.co.uk/jrv94/ind.html for more information on the series)
1984839 1984524 
TCHAIKOVSKY
This Composer Has Achieved Intense Kudos, Overtures' (& Variations') Subtleties Kindle Yearnings
TMcCO'G
1984416 
TCP/IP
To Connect Properly, Install Properly
Tony McCoy O'Grady (TCP/IP usually stands for Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol)
1984242 1984419 
T'DAY
The Day After Yesterday
Angela Brett
1984356 
TEA
Taken Every Afternoon
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
TEACH
Take Each Advantage, Cautiously Heard
Jan Morgan - Listen attentively to all lessons, it is to your own advantage.
1984473 
TEACHER
To Educate Any Child Have Erasers Ready
Rico Leffanta
1985031 
TEACHER (2)
Talented! Educates, Affirms Children! Higher Education Results!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My FIRST TEACHER! is freeing ME from the PUN!-ISH!-MEANT! of <APRONYMS> OBSESSION!
1985031 
TEACHER (3)
Transcriptionists Educate! Arithmetic Convey! Humanely Encourage Reading/'Riting/'Rithmetic!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My SECOND <TEACHER>!
1985031 
TEACHER (4)
Trained Ears Above Confusion! Humanely Encourage Reading!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My THIRD <TEACHER>!
1985031 
TEAM
They Embody A Morale
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TEAM (2)
They Expect A Match
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TEAM (3)
Totally Enthused And Motivated
Phil Stollery
1984362 
TEAM NAMES
Top Echelon Athletes May Need  A 'Moniker' Explaining Source
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Most team names give a little insight into the origins of the team.
1984581 1984257 
TEAMWORK
The Ends Are Met When Organisation Really 'Knits'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TEAMWORK (2)
Trust Effective/Energetic Altruistic Management! Work: Organized Relevant Keen!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 
TEAMWORK (3)
Thesaurus Expands/Effects Apronym Making! Word Organisation Requires Knowledge!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984320 
TEAPOT
To Each Apportion Perhaps One Teaspoonful
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 
TEASE
To Exaggerate Any Small Eccentricities
Angela Brett
1984275 
TEA THINGS
To Enjoy Afternoon Tea, Have In Nice - Good Service
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 
TEA TOWEL
This Erases Any Trace Of Wetness Every Lunchtime
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984980 
TEA TREE OIL
To Ease Ailments, This Rather Especial Essence Often Is LIked
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984401 1985025 
TECHNETIUM
The Earliest Creation of Humans. Name Evoking, Translationally, Its Unnatural Manufacture.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TEDDY
This Entertains (Daily) Delighted Youth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985055 
TEDIUM
Trying Everything Dumb In Useless Monotony
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
TEE-HEE
Titter Easily Extracted, Hilarity Ended Eventually
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
TEENAGER
Totally Emotional Ego, Not A Good Early Riser 
Jan Morgan - isn't it true
1984713 
TEENS
They're Expensive - Ever 'Needing' Stuff
Angela Brett
1984713 
TEENS (2)
They Eat, & Endlessly Need Sleep
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
TEH TYPO
To Err is Human - Throughout Your Proofreading it's Obvious!
Angela Brett
1984437 
TELECASTER
Television's Earliest Linkmen Established "Celebrity" Announcing Sports' Teams Endeavours & Results
TMcCO'G
1984485 1984581 1984707 
TELECOMMUNICATION
This Evidently Lets Everyone Chat Over Many Miles. Unfortunately Now It Can't, And Techie's Inspecting Out-of-order Network.
Angela Brett, when she was supposed to be having lunch with Steve but ended up in the PABX room of TVNZ while he fixed routers or somesuch.
1984707 
TELEGRAPH
Thin Electric Lines Encircling Globe. Relays And Poles Help.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
TELEPHONE
Talk Endlessly, Letting Every Private Home On Network Eavesdrop
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of the 'party line' telephones of days gone by.
1984707 
TELEPHONE (2)
Taken Everywhere Lately (by) Eager People Having Only Nerdy Existence
Patricia Rix
1984707 
TELEPHONE (3)
Talk Endlessly, Leisurely, Enjoying Personal Hobnobbing Over Neverending Expanses
Roger Williams
1984707 
TELESCOPE
This Enhances Longsightedness - Even See Cosmic Objects Parsecs Extrasolar.
Angela Brett
1984386 
TELETUBBIES
Terribly Excitable, Like Energetic Toddlers Under Blue-sky, Baby-sun, Interact with Electronic Servants
Angela Brett
1984524 
TELEVISION
Transmitting Events Live for Electronic Viewing - Interactive Substitute Is On the Net!
Angela Brett
1984524 
TELEVISIONS
They Essentially Leave Each Viewer In Stupor... Intelligence Often Not Stimulated.
Angela Brett
1984524 
TELLURIUM
This Element Looks Little Unusual, Really Is Ultra Mundane.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TELNET
Transmitting Endorsements over Large Network Environments to Trespass
Acronymous Anonymous
1984419 
TELNET (2)
The Easy Lane - Not Even Tricky
Jeff Anonymous (Reflecting on the lack in Telnet of the encryption found in <SSH>)
1984419 
TELNET (3)
To Email, Learn Numbered, Esoteric Tetrads
Angela Brett - I occasionally check my email using a telnet client, and many of the necessary POP commands have four letters and a message number.
1984419 
TEMPERATURE
Thermometer Emulating Masculine Peg Exercise Recoils After The Unit Reaches Ebullition
Rico Leffanta
1984638 1984716 
TEMPER TEMPER
Try Empathising More Please, Exercise Restraint, To Enrage Means Producing Exasperate Reactions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984533 
TEMPLE
Truths Enlightened, Marriages Promise Love Eternal
Jan Morgan - a beautiful sacred building dedicated to learning eternal truths 
1984734 1984701 1984326 
TEMPUS
This Evil Man Plans to Undo Superman!
Angela Brett, referring to Tempus, a villain in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman who tried to go back in time and kill Superman as a baby.
1984524 
TEMPUS FUGIT
Time's Ever Moving (Picking Up Speed?) Fill Underused Gaps In Time!
TMcCO'G
1984356 
TEN
This Exceeds Nine.
Angela Brett
1985037 
TENACIOUS
Trying Everything, Never Acceding. Carrying Instructions Out Until Satisfied
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
TENORS
They Emit Notes Of Rare Sweetness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
TENS
Twenty = Eleven + Nine. Score!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985037 
TENS (2)
Thirty = Eleven + Nineteen. September!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Thirty days in September. 3 TENS!
1984356 1985037 
TENT
Trampers Erect Neat Tarpaulin
Angela Brett
1984245 1984581 
TEQUILA
Taking Excessive Quantities Usually Induces Lasting Addiction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
TERBIUM
This Exhibits Rare Behaviour - It's Unusual, Magnetically.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TERMINATOR
Thinks Every Republican Mind: If Now Austrian Takes Office - Rapture!
Chris Kjelgaard
1984413 1984287 
TERMINATOR (2)
True Election Reporting Media Ignores - Naturally, Actor's Talks Overly Recorded!
Chris Kjelgaard
1984287 1984413 
TERMITES
These Entities Readily Munch It 'Til Everything's Sawdust
Roger Williams
1984689 
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
They Explicitly Restrict Mature Signers' Actions. Never Disobey Commands, Or No Deal! In Truth, Individuals Often Nonchalantly Skim.
Angela Brett
1984476 
TERRY
Towelling - Envelope Robe Round Yourself
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 
TERTIARY
Trained Educators Resolve To Inform Arrogant & Resentful Youths
Tony McCoy O'Grady, remarking that the same resentful youths go through the entire educational process ;-)
1984473 
TEST
Topical Examination - Scoring Time!
Angela Brett, inspired by one of her lecturers calling tests 'opportunities to score.'
1984473 
TEST (2)
This Expansion Submitter's Terrible!
Angela Brett, testing the Acronym Submission form at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/submit - there were a few bugs but it's all fixed now! If you don't believe me, submit a whole lot of acronyms and see if it breaks.
1984902 
TEST (3)
Trial Every Single Thing
Angela Brett, while testing the submission form.
1984275 
TEST (4)
Tune Expansions! Subdue Trials!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984320 
TESTES
Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 1984365 
TESTICLES
They Engineer Sperm That Is Coitally Leaked, Enveloped in Semen.
Angela Brett
1984443 
TESTIMONY
True Emotional Strong Testimony, In My Own Notions, Yearning
Jan Morgan - our feelings of what we know and believe to be true in our own eyes and the hope of it
1984326 1984707 
TESTIS
This Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
TEST RESULTS
The Eventual Score's Tallied, Rendering Each Student Unsympathetically 'Learned' or 'Totally Stupid'.
Angela Brett
1984473 
THAILAND
They Had Army Insurrections Lately, Although Now Democratic.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
THAISA
Temple Holds An Interesting Surprise Announcement
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
1984434 
THALIARD
Tyrants Henchman's Always Late In Arriving... Right Dastard!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
1984434 
THALLIUM
This Heavy Atom, Like Lead, Is Ultra-Malign.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
THANKS!
This Has Angela Nearly Kissing Steve!
Angela Brett, when Steve Wozniak bought her an iBook to replace her lost PowerBook 1400cs (see <RANSOM>)
1984299 
THANKSGIVING
They Had All Now Knelt, Singing Gratitude (Including Venerable 'Indian' Natives) to God
TMcCO'G
1984563 
THANK YOU
That 'Happybirthday' Acronym Noted Keenly. Years Overtaking Unbelievably
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to <HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!>
1984563 
THANK YOU!
True, Hearty Appreciation Now! Kindness You Offer: Unexpected!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.  THANK YOU! Angela Brett for both of your VERY ENCOURAGING e-mails. THANK YOU! to all of the <APRONYMISTS> who continually engage my mind in new, unexpected ways.
1984707 
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
This Here Acknowledgement Notes Kindness You Offered Unbidden. Valiantly-Earned Remarks You Might Uneasily Call 'Hokum'
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Many people indicate that gratitude is unnecessary, or overstated)
1984362 
THAT'S CHILDISH
Try Having Adult Thoughts, Such Completely Half-baked Ideas Lack Development, I Suggest Helpfully
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984533 
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
This (is) Horrid And Thoroughly Superfluous. Never Offer Thoughts Founded Upon Nasty Notions (of) Yours
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 1984311 
THE
That Hitherto Explained...
Angela Brett
0 
THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER
Take Heed Everyone And Carefully Read Our Necessary Yardstick Manifesto (Imaginary Sometimes - Theoretical Sometimes) Contained Herein Are Rules That Everybody Recognises
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the set of imaginary rules described at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1006583985
1984722 
THE ACRONYM TIMES
This Habitual Email Announces Creative Ramblings Of Nutters. Your Masterpiece Titillates Intelligent Minds Everywhere, Supposedly.
Angela Brett, as a subject for an email about the latest acronyms.
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (2)
This Here Epistle Always Contains Recently Originated Novelties. You Might Try Inventing More Examples Soon.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (3)
This Has Every Aide-memoire Chosen Recently; Obviously Now Your Mnemonic Tally Increases Making Effort Successful
Rico Leffanta
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (4)
To Help Erudition, Angela Considers Reasonable Offerings; Now You Must Try Initiating More Estimable Suppositions
Rico Leffanta
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (5)
Tony Has Expectations Angela'll Challenge Rico Over Nonsense. You're Meant To Indicate "Make Expansions Sensible".
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in a reply to an issue of THE ACRONYM TIMES which featured an acronym of Rico's which didn't seem to make sense.
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (6)
Take Heed Everyone And Carefully Read Our New Year Message That Itemises Many Extraordinary 'Spansions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMES (7)
Take Heed Everybody, As Calendar Rolls Over Newyear, You're Meant To Invent More Expansions, Surely?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 
THE ACRONYM TIMEZONES
Tony Has Experienced Altered Chronological Rhythm. On NZST You Might Travel Inter-Meridian, Entering Zone Of Nearly Earliest Sunrise.
Angela Brett, when Tony complained that the acronym forums (http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms) said he'd posted something in NZST, when he only does things in BST or GMT.
1984722 
THEAETETUS
The Hallowed Euclid Acknowledged (his) Educated Thesis, Examining Two Unusual Shapes.
Angela Brett (Theaetetus - try saying that six times fast - was the first to study octahedrons and icosahedrons.)
1984293 
THE AFRICAN QUEEN
Tragic Humphrey Encounters A Fearsome River In Crossing Africa. Notable Qualities Ultimately Exposed - Everybody's Noble.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROG
This Happy Electronic Amphibian Masterfully Adds Zest In Novel Gift I Received. I Smiled, Hearing Singing - Including Name Given. Ingeneous Numbercrunching Generates Fort Ribbits Of Goodwill.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, describing a HyperCard stack featuring an amazing Irish singing frog which Tony made for Angela on her birthday.
1984563 1984512 
THE APRONYMS TIMES
Tony Has Engineered 'A Propos' Reference Onto Name, Your Meaning (Shorter) Thus Imitates Meaning (Expanded) Somehow.
Angela Brett
1984902 
THE APRONYMS TIMES (2)
Tony Has Engineered 'A Propos' Reference Onto Name, Your Meaning Shouldn't Turn Into Muck Expansion->Skeleton
Angela Brett
1984902 
THE APRONYM TIMES
Targeting Humans Enjoying Apronyms: Publicly Revealing Original Nomenclature You May Think Is Mightily Effective - Semimonthly!
Gavin Lambert, when the <ACRONYMS> website was renamed <APRONYMS> in order to be more specific, and <THE ACRONYM TIMES> needed a new name too.
1984902 
THEATER
This House Exposes Audiencde To Excellent Repertoire
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984521 
THEATER OF WAR
Tool Holding Exciting Archive That Enables Researchers Obtain (From Web-based Application) Results
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <DETECTIVE>)
1985019 
THEATRE
The Hospital's Experts Amputate Threatened / Ruined Extremeties
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984488 
THE BASTARD
Through His Elevation Becomes A Swaggering Tartar - Afterwards Rouses Defenders
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
1984464 
THE BEST FEELING
True Happiness Evoke Brilliant Emotional Stability - To Feel ExceptionallY Elevated, Lingering In Nice Glow
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
THE BIBLE
Truly Heaven Exists, Because In Book Lies Evidence
Angela Brett
1984914 1984326 
THE BIBLE (2)
Truly Heaven's Exit, Because In Book, Lies Evident
Angela Brett, to go with <THE BIBLE>
1984326 1984914 
THE BIG GOOSE AT WAWA
This Here Exceptionally Big, Interesting Goose Gets Only One Spot, Enticing Attentive Tourists. What A Wonderful Area!
Patricia Rix (Wawa is the town in NW Ontario where the road turns to take you to the West. The Canada Goose statue is made of small metal plates.)
1984881 
THE BIG NICKEL AT SUDBURY
Take Heed Everyone: Besides Its Gigantic Nickel, It's Common Knowledge Evenings Lately At Times Seem Unusually Dull, But Underground Rocks! Yes!
Patricia Rix (Sudbury is a mining city in the North which besides the big nickel, the underground mine tours and the country song "Sudbury Saturday Night" by Stompin' Tom Connors, boasts a fantastic hands-on science museum with a seismograph and also an underground lab for capturing and studying neutrinos.)
1984881 
THE BIRDS
Typical Hitchcock Enterprise Brings Intense, Remarkably Directed Scenes.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THE CLASSROOM
Teacher Has Evident Control - Learners Assemble, Some Studying Regularly, Others Openly Messing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 1984701 
THE CORRS
Those Heavenly Earthlings - Champions Of Rock & Roll Siblings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
THE CRANBERRIES TRADERS
Timbre Has Enchanting Characteristics, Ridiculous-thinkers Await New Bootlegs Eagerly Really Rare Items are Expensive - Singles, Too, Require Ample Dough, Especially Rarer Songs.
Angela Brett - Ridiculous-thinkers is a reference to the people on the Ridiculous Thoughts mailing list, a discussion/trading list about the Irish band The Cranberries. 
1984410 1984605 
THE DOG HATES THE CAT
They Have Enmities Developed Over Generations, Huge Antipathies That Exceed Specification - They Have Eternally Chased And Tumbled
TMcCO'G
1984494 
THE GAMBIA
They Heavily Export Groundnuts - And Most Business Is Agricultural.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
THE GAME
Teenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 1984365 
THE GATES OF HELL
Typical Horrid Evildoer, Generally A Terrifying Extortioner. Sickened On Finding His Explorer (is) Little Liked
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984254 
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
Truly Historic Epic. Graphic Representation As Poverty Erodes Spirit Of Farm Workers Reduced - Absolutely - To Hunger.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Tunnels Headed Everywhere. Germans, Ridiculed, Eventually Arrange That Eccentric Steve Couldn't Achieve Perfect Escape.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THE HOBBIT
The Hopelessly Egotistical Hoary Old Bilbo Baggins's Ingenious Tale
Carl Brett
1984914 1984932 
THEIST
Trusts Heaven-Eternal Is Surely There
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
THE LAST UNICORN
Turned Human, Experienced Love, And She Tackled Unchallenged Nemesis. Innumerable Captive Others Released Next.
Angela Brett
1984287 
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Travellers Have Escapades! Look Out, Ringbearer - Danger Often Faces Those Heading East. Remaining Innocently Noble Guarantees Success.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984932 1984914 
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2)
Tale Has Extremely Long Opening; Rapidly Develops Once Frodo, The Hero, Enters Rivendell. Is Notoriously Grandiose Saga.
Patricia Rix
1984914 1984932 
THE MAD IRISHMAN
Tony Has Eccentric Methods And Does Ingeneous Reptile Impersonations - Singing Happybirthday & Mentioning Angela's Name.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing (see <THE AMAZING IRISH SINGING FROG>) The Mad Irishman, or TMI, is a term coined by TOO (The Other One, a.k.a Angela's sister) often used to refer to Tony.
1984377 
THEME PARK
These Have Entertained Many Escapists, Particularly Adults Reliving Kiddiehood
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 1984245 
THEN WHAT?
Total Headrest Ensues. Not What Horny Angela Thought!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that she wanted to finish an email and get to bed before midnight, but she only had 9 minutes left - Tony said "Don't worry, the hero always arrives just before the clock on the bomb has ticked down to zero. Expect a tall dark stranger to burst into your room any minute now." To which Angela replied "And whisk me to bed in the nick of time? Then what?!" so Tony responded with this acronym.
1984311 
THEORY
Tony's Heir Emulates Oldman's Rowdy Yappings
Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett, theorising on <TRICKERTREAT>'s identity.
1984863 
THEORY (2)
Treating How Everything's Organised & Related, Yeas?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984248 
THE RAPIST
Telling Him Everything Regarding A Painful Incident's Superfluous Torture.
Angela Brett, to contrast <THERAPIST>
1984875 
THERAPIST
Telling H(im/er) Everything Regarding A Painful Incident Subdues Trauma
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984974 
THERAPY
The 'Healing' Equals Reliving A Painful Youth
Angela Brett
1985025 
THE REAL SANTA CLAUS
The Happy Elves Registered Employer, A Loaded Sleigh, A Night Travelling Across Clouds, Loads All Up-hung Stockings
?
1984860 
THERE IS NO SPOON
"They" Have Everything Replicated Electronically, It Seems. Nothing's Objective - Some Program's Operating Our Non-existence
TMcCO'G, referring to the quote from the movie 'The Matrix'
1984287 
THERSITES
Thinks Harlot Essentially Responsible, She Initiated The Entire Siege
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
1984302 
THESAURUS
The Handy Encyclopaedia of Synonyms Acronymisers Use Religiously in Unusual Situations.
Angela Brett
1984314 
THESAURUS (2)
To Help Expansion Setters - A Useful Resource - Use Studiously.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984314 
THESAURUS (3)
Tony Has Exceptional Skills, And Uses Reference Utility Sometimes.
Angela Brett
1984314 
THESEUS
Thinks Hippolyta Extra Special - Eventually Union Succeeds
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984671 
THESEUS (2)
Thinks He Evidently Should Execute Unsuccessful Suitor
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
1984458 
THE SIMS
Try Humorous Experiments.  Simulated Individuals Manufacture Statistics.
Sean Lamb
1984299 
THESIS
Take Heed! Everything Stated Is Stolen.
Roger Williams
1984437 1984473 
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
This Had Emetic Scenes. One Utterly Nerve-Deadeningly Offensive Film Made Use (of) Singing, Irritating, Children.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THESSALONIANS
Take Heart. Existent Sufferings Surely Are Limited. Only Never Indulge Anxious, Non-useful Speculation.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
THE STING
Triple-crossing Heroes Execute Scheme That Involves Nasty Guys.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
THE SUN
Titillating Headlines, Excessive Sport, Unnecessary Nudity.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
THE TITLE
The Handling Element That Intrinsicly, Tersely, Laughlingly Encapsulates.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, during a discussion of the title of this stack.
1984707 
THE ULTIMATE ACRONYM
The Highest Expansion Uses Large Talent - I'll Make A Toast, Every Acronym Creator Rejoice! Our Newest Yield's Magnificent!
Angela Brett, when Tony used 'The Ultimate Acronym' as the subject line of an email announcing that he and Patricia had thought of an acronym for <EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE>.
1984320 
THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN
Tested Humanly: Evidence Undeniable! Life -Trouncing Insidiously Murdering: Against! Test Evidence: New Opportunities: Nullify Violence. Is Obvious! Life Exists New! Trusting Man Almighty Now!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 
THE WAY THINGS ARE
To Have an Easier World And Yet To Have Interesting New Glitches Shows A Reasoning Error
Angela Brett
1984311 
THE WHO
Trashed Hotels. Eventually Walloped by Heroin Overdose.
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
THE WHOLE SHEBANG
Terribly Huge Expansion: Worldly Hours Of Liquiditity Expunged Simply. Horrible Expansion Be Alliterative, Nice, Good.
Jeff Anonymous, referring to the forum thread at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=984136095
1984320 1984722 
THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE
To Honour Eve, Youngsters Expect Annual Revelry Or Feasts That Help Enhance Some New Asp Kissing Escapades
Rico Leffanta (Tet - the Chinese New Year 'The Year of The Snake' commences when Bush takes office, January 20, 2001)
1984356 1984413 
THEY GOT SOME!
This Heavenly Establishment Yesterday Generally Omitted The Stuff - Obvious Mindreading Evident.
Angela Brett, because the day after the <NO ICED COFFEE> incident, she found that the cafe did have <WAVE ICED COFFEE>.
1984539 
THICKO
They Have Intellect Completely Kicked Out
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984497 
THINGAMAJIG
This Humorous Invented - Name Given A Major Appliance: Jig! It's Good!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see <FAIL SAFE!>)
1984296 1984308 
THINGAMAJIG (2)
Tool: Humorous Invented - Name: Gamajig! Adjusts/Annihilates Major/Minor Appliances/Advances! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985034 1984296 
THINGAMAJIG (3)
Tool Handy Invention! Name Good: Amajig! Major/Minor Adjust/Annihilate! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984296 1985034 
THINK
To Have Idea, Needing Knowledge
Gavin Lambert [Prerequisites of thinking are something to think about and some related knowledge to connect it to]
1984740 
THINK (2)
To Hate IBM's Not Known
Sean Lamb (IBM's slogan in the early 1980s was "THINK"; now that they're pouring money and development into Linux, they're the good guys again)
1984299 
THINK DIFFERENT
This Here Is Not Kulture! Despite Initial Feelings For Especially Refined and Encapsulated Net Terminology.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984317 
THINK DIFFERENT (2)
The HyperCard I Now Know Deserves Its Furtherance, For Everybody's Relief Engage Newer Thinking
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in a letter to Steve Jobs telling him not to drop HyperCard.
1984317 
THINKING CAP
This Headgear Improves New Knowledge Ingestion, Nicely Generates Creativity And Perspicacity.
Angela Brett
1984575 1984740 
THIRTY
Three Hundred (In Reciprocals of Ten) Yes?
Angela Brett
1985037 
THIRTY = FRIENDS!
Thirty (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year) = Four (Regeneration Increases!) + Eleven + Nine Down + Six!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Sum 30-Day Month Numbers: 4(April)+6(June)+9(September)+11(November)=10+20=30 (!) One of my original discoveries when I was less than 45. (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year): First Half of Year ==>(Initial=4) = (Remotest=6) - 2. Last Half of Year ==>(Initial=9) = (Remotest=11) - 2."Four (Regeneration Increases!) Spring starts late in Three (21 March 2003 in N. Hemisphere)."   "Nine\Down\ Down!=Fall! in September."
1984356 1984251 
THIS END UP
Take Heed! If Swallowed Ensure Non-Digestion - Upchuck Promptly
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with <OTHER END UP*>
1984611 
THIS IS ALL LIES
Truth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
THIS IS STUPID
That Humbug Is Silly. I Suggest Stop Talking Until (you) Properly Inspect Dictionary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
THIS IS STUPID (2)
That Humbug Is Silly, I Suggest. Such Tripe is an Utterly Presumptious Inane Diatribe.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!
Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984311 
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)
This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984311 1984977 
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET
Tells How Innocent Swine Learn In Time That Life Exerts Pressure. It's Go! Go! You Wanna Eat - No - Travel To Outdoor Market - Arghh! Resolution Keeps Exacting Toll!
Patricia Rix
1984878 
THIS TOO SHALL PASS
Things Happen. It's Silly To Overreact Openly. Some Hold A Little Leisurely Patience Actually Smooths Sensitivities.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984533 
THOMAS CRANMER
Through Henry's Order Made Archbishop (of) See (of) Canterbury. Religious Ascetic Needs Monarch's Entreaties & Rescue
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
1984431 
THORIUM
This Has Only Rare Industrial Uses, Mostly.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
THOSE
This Has One Silly Expansion.
Angela Brett
1984320 
THOUGHTS TO PAPER
To Hand On Unusually Good Headwork To Subordinates Type Out Paragraphs Aptly. Practice Eschewing Repetition
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
THREAD
Take Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
THREAD (2)
This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate!
Angela Brett
1984986 
THREADBARE
Teddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces.
Angela Brett
1984983 
THREADBEAR
This Has Really Evocative Associations Dearest  Bedtime/ Evening Associate's Ragged
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to <THREADBARE>
1984983 
THREAD LIST
To Help Readers Enjoy Acronymising, Do Let's Inspire Silly Thoughts.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the thread list on the Acronyms forums at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
1984968 
THREAD LIST (2)
Things Have Reached Extremely Abysmal Depths. List Interest Subsides Terminally.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984968 
THREAD LIST (3)
This Has Reached Ennui And Desperation. List Is Singularly Tiresome.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984968 
THREAD LIST (4)
That's Horrible... Readers, Enter A Delightful Line Into Said Threadlist.
Angela Brett, in response to <THREAD LIST (3)>.
1984968 
THREAD LIST (5)
Truly Horrific, Right? Egads, A Deserted List Insanitizes, Senilizes, Tires.
Jeff Anonymous
1984968 
THREE BLIND MICE
They Had Run Everywhere, Evidently, But Lacked I-sight, Now Dairyman's Mate Is Curtailing Each
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984878 
THREE-LETTER ACRONYM
The Herein Reported Emergence, Even -- Let's Elaborate -- Tho' Tonily, Evanescently Reported, Appropriately Chopped. Right On! Now You're Mystified?
Chin Shih Tang. (see <TLA>)
1984320 
THREE M
They Have Raped Earth's Environment, Mercilessly
Tony McCoy O'Grady (This is probably libellous, but it occurred to me - in the bathroom - that Minnesota Metal and Manufacturing  has moved on a lot as it is now making throat medicine)
1984308 1984794 
THREE MEN IN A BOAT
This Humourous Raconteur Enjoys Entertaining Meander. Every Nautical Incident Necessitates Amusing Banter. Outrageously Antic Trip!
Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Jerome K. Jerome
1984914 
THRIVE
To Healthily & Robustly Increase Volume Encompassed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
THROMBOSIS
The Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream
Bern Dell
1984488 
THRONE
The Haughty Royal Owner Nestles in Extravagance
Angela Brett
1984659 
THROW A SICKY
The Head Rep's Off Work, Apparently Slackitis. It Could Kill You!
Angela Brett
1984977 
THROW UP
Tummy, Having Rejected Offering, Will UpChuck Promptly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
THULIUM
This Hardly Ubiquitous Lanthanide's Irradiation is Used Medicinally.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
THUNDER
Terrifying Heavy Unpleasant Noise, Deep, Echoing & Reverberating
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984638 
THUNDER (2)
The Heavens Unusually Noisy.  Dramatic Energy Released.
Edwin Hermann
1984638 
THUNDER (3)
Thundering High. Uncontrolled Noisily Discharges Electricity Radiantly!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984638 
THUNDER (4)
Truth: Hold Uplift New Decisive Elevating Revelation!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984707 
THUNDER (5)
Top: Holdup Unwanted New Discoveries! Exit Reason!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984707 
THURSDAY
Thirsty, Hungover, Unsettled, Really Sick? Drink's Assailing You.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984725 
THWARTS
To Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
TIA MARIA
Thanks In Advance, My Appreciative Reaction Is Anticipated.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
TICKET
Typed Indication of Connectivity Kinship for Electronic Terminal
Angela Brett, when Tony asked whether he'd need tickets in order to communicate with Angela's new (and superior to Tony's) Mac.
1984707 
TICKLISH
Touching It Causes Kinky Laughter, I'm Sensitive Here
TMcCO'G
1984509 
TICKS
Terrible Insect Creates Knockout Sauce
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
TICK TOCK
Time Is Counting Kisses Total Omits Candy Kisses
Rico Leffanta
1984356 
TID BIT
This Is Dumb, But It's Tasty!
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
TIDE
Then It Does Ebb.
Roger Williams
1984527 1984356 1984386 
TIE THE KNOT
Twosome Is Expressing Their Heartfelt Emotions, Knowing Nothing Of Trouble.
Angela Brett
1984734 
TIFF
This Interrupts Firm Friendship
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TIFF (2)
Taciturness Increases Following Friction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TIFFANYS CAFE
There Is Fine Food, Although Nothing You Should Carry Aboard For Eating
Angela Brett, when the <INTERCITY BUS> she was on stopped there for a meal break. We're not supposed to bring any food aboard the bus.
1984773 
TIFFANYS CAFE (2)
This Intercity Fare Found A Nice Yummy Satay Chicken (Amid Flaky Encasement)
Angela Brett, who ate a satay pie when she was there.
1984773 
TIGERS
They Inhabit Grasslands Eating Reckless Stragglers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
TIGGER
This Individual's Great! Getting Extra Rebound
Tigger McCoy O'Grady - who is also  bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy - Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
1984839 
TILTED
Thing Is Listing To Extreme Degree
TMcCO'G
1984815 
TIME
This Is My Expertise
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can do <ALMOST ANYTHING>, given TIME and <ENCOURAGEMENT>.
1984356 
TIME (2)
This Is My Entry
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela said 'give me time!' and he did.
1984356 
TIME (3)
To Invent More Expansions
Angela Brett, when she didn't have any
1984356 1984320 
TIME (4)
Transitory. Imminent: Measureless Eternity!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984356 
TIME (5)
Trust In Memory Expansion!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Speaking about my ability as an apronymist.
1984356 1984740 1984320 
TIME (6)
Temporal Illusion Measured Exactly
Bruce Siegel
1984356 
TIME FOR BED, OR NOT?
This Is My Evening Fight Of Reasoning... Being Excited,  (I) Don't Often Respect Notifications Of Tiredness.
Angela Brett
1984311 
TIMER
Timer Increments Minute Entities Repeatedly
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984518 1984356 
TIME SAVERS
These Innovative Machines Enable Someone Avoid Valuable Energy / Resource Squandering
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984518 1984356 
TIMETABLES
They Impede My Education - Trying to Add Blimin' Lectures Exasperates Students.
Angela Brett, who is annoyed at how difficult it is to take more than two papers at a time without having timetable clashes.
1984473 1984356 
TIM HORTON'S
This Is My Hideaway, Our Rustic Tea-room Of National Significance
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Patricia then wrote "Not bad, though you couldn't hide in a Tim Horton's.")
1984773 
TIM HORTON'S (2)
There I Meet Hordes Of Relaxing Townspeople (Or Nobody, Sometimes)
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984773 
TIMON
Truly Is Miser's Opposite Number
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
1984383 
TIMOTHY
 This Is My Offering To Help You.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
Terrible, In My Opinion, Terrorist. Horrible. Y Mcveigh Caboomed, Victims Enquire? I Guess Hatred.
Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
1984332 
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH (2)
This Is Monstrously Outrageous! Those Horrible Yankees Murder Criminals - Violating Every Individual's God-given Humanity.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984332 
TIN
Ten Isotopes (occur) Naturally.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TIN (2)
Tenth Increment Noted
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the tin (10th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
TIN (3)
Trust's Important Now
Angela Brett
1984626 
TINA TURNER
Trusted Ike, Now Alone.  Totally Uninhibited, Rather Naughty, Emotional Rocker
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
TINGLE
Tension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TINKER
Trusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings
Mary Carr
1984485 
TIP
This Information's Pertinent
Angela Brett
1984707 
TIP (2)
The Insider: "Psssst..."
Angela Brett
1984707 1984605 
TIP (3)
To Incline Precariously
Angela Brett
1984275 
TIP (4)
Thanks, Inexperienced Porter!
Angela Brett
1984605 
TIP (5)
Terminates In Point
Angela Brett
1984353 
TIPS
They Indicate Potential Savings
Angela Brett
1984707 
TIPS (2)
There Isn't Page Searching
Angela Brett, thinking that perhaps the person who searched for 'tips' on the Acronyms website was looking for the acronymising tips at http://acronyms.co.nz/tips.html, but didn't find them because the search engine only searches in the acronyms, not the other pages.
1984902 
TIPS (3)
This Is Practically Secret
Patricia Rix (referring to 'tips' one might get at the racetrack, or about the stock market)
1984707 
TIPS (4)
Those Intensely Pointed Sections
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
TIP: SUCCESS
Trustworthy Individuals Possess Skills Unusual: Caring Communicating/Counting! Enjoy Sweet Success!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984533 
TIPTOP
There Is Pizazz To Our Paraoa
Angela Brett (Tiptop is a company which makes bread, and other foods. Paraoa is Maori for bread.)
1984308 1984467 
TIPTOP (2)
There Is Perfection To One's Performance
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
TIP TOP FASHION
This Is Popular Television? Obviously Passe Fools Advise Silly Housewives In Obtaining "Novelty'
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of TV's many 'makeover' shows where people are advised on how to look good for little expense, and usually end up looking dreadful
1985013 1984524 
TIRE
This Is Really Exhausting!
Angela Brett
1984275 
TIRED
The Instinct's Rest... Eyelids Droop.
Angela Brett
1984278 
TIRED (2)
Time! Immediate Rest! Energise! Delay!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984278 
TIRED (3)
Take Immediate Rest, Enjoy Dreaming
Angela Brett, inspired by <TIRED (2)>
1984278 
TITAN
Tentatively Interior's Terrestrial-ish, Atmosphere's Nitrogen.
Angela Brett
1984386 
TITANIA
Tricked Into Thinking Ass-headed Nick Is Appealing
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984671 
TITANIC
The Iceberg That, Amazingly, Nudged Into Cruiser.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 1984731 1984938 
TITANIC (2)
Total Indifference Triggered A Needless Iceberg Collision.
Roger Williams
1984572 1984731 1984938 
TITANIUM
Transplanting of Inert Titanium Alloys Nowadays Is Useful Medically.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TITHE
Tenth Income To Him Eternal
Jan Morgan - blessings coming when this is submitted to the Lord
1984326 1984602 
TITHING
Tenth Income To Him, Initiates Never-ending Good
Jan Morgan - the act to tithe for the Lords Kingdom
1984326 1984602 
TITS
The Infant Thirstily Suckles
Angela Brett
1984443 
TITS (2)
They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
TITS (3)
They're Intended To Seduce
Patricia Rix
1984443 
TITS (4)
They Invite Tender Sucking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
TITTER
This Is Too True, Embarrassing Really
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
TITTIE
That Is Too Tricky, Internet Explorer
x_Player1_x: most of the settings are hidden deeply within Internet Explorer's options.
1984779 
TITUS
This Is Telling Us Something.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Tragedy Invites Tragedy Until, Suffering Amputation, News Detailing Rape Ordains New Indecent Carnage Upon Stage
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
1984263 
TLA
Three-Letter Acronym
Jeff Kelley, who was, at the time of authorship,employed asa research scientistat a company whose name was, itself, a TLA. Note: Some sticklers would use the variation: Three Letter Abbreviation since it's kind of hard to pronounce the "word" TLA (though you CAN do it if you've had enough coffee).
1984320 
TOAST
Two On A Standard Toaster
Angela Brett
1984467 
TOAST (2)
Took Off And Stranded Termagant
Patricia Rix (toast is what you would be if you did that)
1984362 
TOBACCO
Toxic Orally Breathed Abomination Creates Cancerous Odor
On the school bus I saw some jerk puffing a cigarette right before he got on, and I started thinking acronyms.
1984884 
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
The Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence
TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide. 
1984311 1984260 
TODAYS
"That's" Out-Dated After Yesterday's Sunset
TMcCO'G
1984356 
TODAYS (2)
Time's Onceness Declares Against Your Structure
TMcCO'G - I accept that one can have more than one "yesterday" and also more than one "tomorrow", but surely there can be only one 'today", as it is a 'now' thing and therefore a 'once-only offer'.  (There used to be a TV programme called "All Our Yesterdays", and Shakespeare wrote "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow".)
1984356 
TODAY WE CELEBRATE
The Orwellian Doom About Year Went...  Enlightened Computing Employees Left Electric Blue/Brother's Regime And Turned Easeward.
Angela Brett, while watching the famous '1984' Macintosh ad on its 20th anniversary. The ad begins with 'Today we celebrate...' which, although referring to something completely different in the ad, is true as we celebrate the Mac's 20th birthday. 'Electric Blue' or 'Electric Brother' refers to Big Blue (IBM) which plays the part of Big Brother in the ad. 'Easeward' means 'toward ease'. I decided that with the similarity to Eastward it sounded almost good enough to be a real word.
1984317 1984563 
TOE-NIPPING CRAB
The Oceanic Experience Nobody Invites, People Panic... It's Not Grave (but) Crustacean Rips Apart Bunions.
Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
TOES
Ten Occupy Everyday Shoes.
Angela Brett
1984443 
TOFU
Type Of Food? Ugh!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
TOFU (2)
Teeth Often Feel Unpleasant
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
TOILET
Trousers Off, I Leave Excreta There
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984809 
TOM
Twin, Often Male
Angela Brett (Thomas means 'twin')
1984269 
TOM HANKS
This Oscar Man Has Another Near Knockout Showing
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
TOMMIE
Trooper, Or Military Man, In England
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
TON
Totally Overweight, N'est-pas?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
TON (2)
Two Over Ninetyeight
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
TONSIL
Tissue Or New Son-In-Law
Rico Leffanta
1984443 1984590 
TONY
Terribly Ornery Nutter, Yes?
Jeff Anonymous
1984377 
TONY (2)
Talker Of Nonsensical Yammerings
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 1984269 
TONY (3)
This One's Not Young
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
TONY (4)
Thousand Of 'Nyms Yielded
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
1984377 
TONY (5)
Tubs Of Natural Yoghurt
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
TONY (6)
Testicles Of Neutered Yak!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (apparently 'sweetbreads' are considered a delicacy)
1984989 
TONY (7)
Tasted One Nut Yesterday
Patricia Rix
1984989 
TONY BLAIR
Tired Of Nation's Yelling, British Leader Attacks Iraq Regardless
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (2)
Thinking Of New York, Bush Lapdog Accepts Inferior's Role
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (3)
Tony Out? Not Yet - Bush Lackey Acts Innocent, Regretful
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (4)
Tony's Office Nervous, Yellow - Blair's Louts Accuse Irresponsible Reporters
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (5)
Tony's On Next - Yet Blair Lies At Inquiry's Review?
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (6)
Tony's Opponents Nod Yes, Britain Lacked Accurate Intelligence Reports
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (7)
Tony's Office Not Yielding - Britain Leery About Iraqi Rockets
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (8)
Threat Over? No. Young Blair Left Afearing Iraq's Revenge
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (9)
Theatre Operations Now Yore, Britain's Large Army Is Relieved
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (10)
Tony's Office Now Yearns Broadcaster's Libels Aren't Indeed Right
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (11)
Tony's Office Now Yokes Broadcaster, Lambasts All Its Reporters
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (12)
Tony's Out, Now Yeomanry Believes Lied About Iraq's Rockets
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (13)
Turn-Over Next Year? Blair Left Assessing Iraq Regrets
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY BLAIR (14)
Turn-Over Next Year? Britain Leans Appreciably, Implacably Right
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
TONY MCCOY O'GRADY
This Old - Not Young! (sorry) - Man Can Churn Out Your Omnitopical & Greatly Revered Acronyms... Difficult? Youbetcha!
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing.
1984377 
TONY MCCOY O'GRADY (2)
The Only Name. Ya May Call [him] Crazy Openly, Yessir, Over Gruel. Really A Dandy Youth.
Jeff Anonymous
1984377 
TONYNESS
This Once! (Noting Your Nous Earned Several Similarly.)
Angela Brett, in response to <ANGELANESS>.
1984296 
TONY'S BIRTHDAY (AGAIN!)
Think One New Year Should Be Important? Really, There're Heaps Done Already. You're Aging Gradually, Another Increment's Nothing!
Angela Brett, hoping Tony's birthday was more interesting than the apronym implies. Alternative wording could be '...You're Approaching Geriatricity...'
1984563 
TOO GOOD FOR EDWIN
That's Outrageous! Obviously Goodness Of Others Doesn't Force One's Rejection. Everyone Deserves Win, Inferiority's Nonexistant.
Angela Brett, when Edwin said on the forum that we're too good for him.
1984362 
TOOK
The Opposite Of Koha
Edwin Hermann (Koha is a Maori word for gift)
1984275 
TOO LATE
The Opening's Over - Like All Things Eventually
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984356 
TOO SIMPLE
This Overly Ordinary Study Isn't Mathematically Pleasing... Lecture is Elementary.
Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
1984695 
TOO SLOW FOR ME
This is Obvious! Omit Such Long Orations... Why Furnish Observations (with) Ridiculously Meticulous Explanations?
Angela Brett, when the lecturer spent at least twenty minutes explaining that when you add a multiple of a number to another number, say x, then x will still have the same remainder as before when divided by that number.
1984695 
TOOTHBRUSH
To Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard!
Angela Brett
1985016 
TOOTH FAIRY
Takes Old & Overused Teeth... Has Frequently Adduced Insignificant Rewards to Youngsters.
Angela Brett
1984785 
TOOTHPASTE
This Ointment Often Tastes Horrible... Puts Angela off Spearmint Treats, Even.
Angela Brett
1985016 
TOOTSIE
This 'Outing' Of Transvestite Scheme Is Entertaining
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
TOPLESS BAR
Take Out Penis Let Everyone See Size Before Arrest Results
Rico Leffanta
1984701 
TOPLESS BARS
Touch Omnivorous Pussy Let Everyone See Sighs Before Audience Responds Senselessly
Rico Leffanta
1984701 
TOP QUARK
Truly Obese Particle! Qrious? Use A Recent Kit.
Angela Brett, who apologises for the Qrious cheat, but it's better than yet another 'Quite'. ('Top' is the heaviest of the six types of quark... along with <UP QUARK>, <DOWN QUARK>, <STRANGE QUARK>,<CHARM QUARK> and bottom quark. Because of the immense amount of energy needed to create a top quark, it was not possible until recently.)
1985046 
TOPS AND TAILS
Tony Out-Performs Stunningly! Are New Devisings The Apogee, Indicating Lasting Success?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after creating near-unbeatable first and last acronyms for each letter.
1984320 
TORCH SINGER
They Only Render Choral Harmonies Suggesting Infatuations Never Get Explicitly Requited.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
TORN
Two Offer; Ruin Night
Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night) 
1984362 
TORONTO
Too Obviously Rates Oneself Near Top Outlook
Patricia Rix
1984866 
TORONTO (2)
The Ornithological Residents Often Need Thawing Out
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984866 
TORPEDO
They Often Roamed Pacific Exploding Destroyers Overhead
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984764 
TOTAL
The Opposite To A Little
Edwin Hermann
1984353 
TOTE
Two-handed, Open-Top, Envelops
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984536 
TOTES LIFT RAPID RELIEF!
Totes Objective: Travel Easily, Swiftly! 1. Light/Lift/Left (Inside Fluid) 2. {Thesaurus, etc.: Rugged/Raise/Right} 3. Alas! Pace Increases! 4. Destination: Rugged/Relieve/Right 5. End: Light/Lower/Left. I Enjoy Fast/Freedom!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. A friend gave me 2 Great Totes! Left Tote = Light = (2 Quarts Great Bear Spring Water[in Nalgene Bottles = Narrow-Mouth = Loop Top]; etc.) Right Tote = Rugged = Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (11th edition); Webster's New Thesaurus of the English Language; etc.
1984311 
TO THE ATTENTION OF
To Open This Heed Exact Address - Then Try Ensuring Next Toucher Is One Named Only - Finished
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who thinks the person who sought this may have been looking for "For the atten..."
1984707 
TO THE MAC LAB!
This is Often The Hearty Exclamation of MacGirl As Conundrums Lurk Around Baddies.
Angela Brett
1984344 
TOTODILE
Trainer Of This Ought Dodge Its Labial Embrace
Angela Brett (Totodile is Pokemon #158)
1984284 
TOUCHSTONE
The Outwardly Urbane Clown - His Sylvan Tryst Opens New Emotions
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
1984617 
TOWEL DAY
The Occasion When Everybody Loves Douglas Adams. Yay!
Angela Brett (International Towel Day, in honour of the late Douglas <ADAMS> and the superlatively useful towel, is on May 25th - see http://towelday.org for details.)
1984563 1984980 
TOWELS
Take Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus
Tony McCoy O'Grady, on <TOWEL DAY>
1984980 
TOWNIE
This One Will Never Investigate Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
TOY
This Occupies Youngsters
Angela Brett
1985055 
TOYOTA
Thrown Out - You're On The Asphalt
Angela Brett
1984710 
TRACKSTAR
To Run Around Circles, Kick Sydney To Australia Repetitiously
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
TRAFFIC
The Roads Are Full - Frustration Is Common.
Angela Brett
1984572 
TRAFFIC (2)
Tyrants Rushing Around Feeling Ferocious Inside Cars
Charlie
1984572 
TRAFFIC JAM
Traffic-lights Remaining Amber Frustrate Fellows In Cars - Just A Mess
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRAFFIC LIGHTS
They're Red.... At 'Fast Forward' I Could Lickety-split Intersection- Getting Home Terribly Soon
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRAINING
Thick Recruits And Inductees Need Instruction, Not Guesswork
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
TRAIN SERVICE
Tracks Run Around Island Nation, So Each Remote Village Is Connected Effectively
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRAITS
Talk, Read, Apronymise, Improvise, Test, Select/Submit!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TRAITS = Proper Subset of "Traits of Apronymist."
1984704 1984320 
TRAJECTORY
The Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 1984362 1984716 
TRANIO
Trades Roles And Now Is Overlord
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
1984503 
TRANQUIL PLACE
This Room's A Nice Quiet Undisturbed Idyll. Lie Prone, Loosening As Calmness Embraces
Angela Brett
1984245 1984944 
TRANSIENT ERROR
Tried Reaching Acronym Network Site, Incurring Error Notice; Temporarily Excluding Rob Rix and Other 'Ronymisers
Gavin Lambert (see <SITE DOWN?>)
1984902 
TRANSITION
Teach Recruits About New Software Incrementally, Try It Out Naturally.
Angela Brett
1984353 
TRANSITION (2)
To Reach A New Situation, I Think Interim's Obviously Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
TRANSPORT
To Recapture Anthony's Natural Supremacy, Propose One Registers TRANSPORT
Tony McCoy O'Grady, along with 38 other TRANSPORT acronyms so that he'd recapture the honour of 'Most expansions of the same word/phrase.'
1984572 
TRANSPORT (2)
Trains Running Across Nations Should Proceed On Rigid Tracks.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (3)
Tarred Roads Arranged Networkwise Speed Progress Or Rolling Tyres
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (4)
Those Regulating A National System, Perchance, Optimise Roads & Trains
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (5)
Tax Receipts Are Normally Subsidising Passengers On Rural Trains
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (6)
Tourists Regularly And Needlessly Squander Petrol On Recreational Travel
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (7)
To Restrict A Nation's Silly Peregrinations Often Requires Taxation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (8)
To Ruin A Nation's Scenic Properties Organise Roads & Traintracks
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (9)
Toll Roads Are Not Something People Openly Respond To
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (10)
Traffic Requires A Nimble Spryness Pedestrians Often Resort To
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (11)
Those Running Airlines Never Supply Parachutes ... Or Rescue Training
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (12)
To Reach A Nippy Speed, Prime One's Rocket Thrusters
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (13)
To Record A New Speed People Operate Rocket Technology
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (14)
Top Racers Are Now Safely Propelled On Rubber Tyres
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (15)
They Rumble Across Night Skies - Pockets Of Rolling Thunder
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (16)
Triple-Riggers Are Now Somewhat Passe Over Routes Traditional
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (17)
To Really Appreciate Nature, Silently Pedal Over Rugged Terrain
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (18)
To Reach Altitudes New - Set Perpendicular One Rocket's Trajectory
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (19)
Though Rollerblades Are New, Skates' Popularity Outdates Recent Technology
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (20)
Through Recklessly Abusing Narcotics Swimmers Pump Out Record Times
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (21)
Thermals Rise, Allowing Navigators Soar Powerlessly Over Rolling Territory
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (22)
To Race Against Norwegians Scott's Polar Outfit Risked Themselves
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (23)
These Roundels Are No-longer Solid - Pneumatics Offer Relative Tranquility
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (24)
The Rapidity Achieved Nowadays Supersedes Previous Outrageous Record Times
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (25)
To Rebel Against Nature's 'Suction' - Parachute Opens Resisting Terminalvelocity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (26)
Turbulent Rapids Are Navigable Sometimes - Provided Oar's Rigorously Thrust
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (27)
'To Rise Above' - NASA's Space Projects Of Recent Times
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (28)
Travellers Reactions Are Nausea - Seas Pounding Or Rolling Terrifyingly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (29)
Too-Rapid Acceleration Needs Skilful Pilots - Or Ruin Threatens
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (30)
Those Riding Animals Need Saddles, Packhorses Only Require Tack
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (31)
Tried Running Amongst Nettles Shoelessly? Perhaps One Requires Trainers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (32)
To Race Across Norway? Skis! & Plently Of Rigorous Training
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (33)
Thor's Ra's Aquatic Navigations Showed Prowess Of Rafting Travellers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (34)
Tankers Reach Astonishing New Sizes - Probing Oceans Remoter Tracts
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (35)
Think Remote Aliens Need Saucers? Pah! One Requires Treatment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (36)
Tired Rovers Are Needing Sleep - Pullman Originated Redesigned Trains
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (37)
Travel Rapidly Across Newfallen Snow... Perhaps One Rides Toboggans
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (38)
Those Rigid Airships Needed Skilful Piloting Or Restraining Tethering
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (39)
Tony Reached Acronym Nadir. So Produced Overblown Response - Transport!
Eric Bridgstock
1984320 
TRANSPORT (40)
Touring Rockies And Newfoundland, Sending Payment Overseas, Recorded Transaction
Eric Bridgstock
1984572 
TRANSPORT (41)
Typos Rushed Across - New Spelling Properly On Right Track
Eric Bridgstock, while pointing out some mistakes in Tony's <TRANSPORT> acronyms.
1984320 
TRANSPORT (42)
Tony's Reinstated At Number 1, Superior Position On Reacronymising Things.
Angela Brett
1984320 
TRANSPORT (43)
To Reliably Assist Navigation, Ships & Planes Operate Radar Technology
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (44)
Those Running A Navy Should 'Press Only Reliable Tars
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (45)
To Remotest Arctic Navigators, Satellite Positioning Offers Reliable Tracking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRANSPORT (46)
These Really Ain't New.  Stop Posing Over Redoing Transport
Eric Bridgstock
1984320 
TRANSPORT (47)
Try Removing Any New-dictionary Spellings.  Perfection Only Required, Thanks!
Eric Bridgstock
1984320 
TRANSPORT (48)
Terrain's Rough And Nettlesome; Someone Perhaps Oughta Rent Trucks
Patricia Rix
1984572 
TRANSSEXUAL
To Rage Against Natural Selection, Showing Externally XX/XY [when] Underneath's A Lad/Lady.
Angela Brett ('Underneath' and 'External' could refer to different things... 'Underneath' could be the gender the person feels like while 'Externally' is the genes, or 'Underneath' could be the genes and 'Externally' the gender which the person lives and presents him/herself as.)
1984362 
TRASH
Temporarily Records Are Stored Here 
Angela Brett, referring to the Trash on the Macintosh
1984317 
TRASH (2)
Things Relocated At Scrap Heap
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
TRASH (3)
Toss Ruined & Abandoned Stuff Here.
Roger Williams
1984353 
TRAVEL
Tourists Roam Around Viewing Exotic Locations.
Angela Brett
1984581 1984572 
TRAVEL (2)
Transports Roamers Abroad to Various Exotic Locations
Eric Bridgstock
1984572 1984581 
TRAVELLING BY TRAIN
Totally Reliable And Very Enjoyable Locomotion, Leisure Is Now Greatest. Bring Your Texts, Relax, Arrive In No-time
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRCLHCA
Try Recursively Changing Lingual Heuristics to Create Acronyms
A re-expansion of The Real Canonical List of Humorous Computer Acronyms (http://personalpages.tds.net/~slambo/acronym.htm)
1984242 1984320 
TREASURE CHEST
That Retiring, Even Apologetic Spot (in) Undergrowth; Restfully, Everyone Can Have Excrementally Satisfying Time
Patricia Rix, explaining: This is a wilderness latrine, which is really just a pit surrounded by a box with a hole in the top and a lid to keep the spiders dry. We don't call it that ourselves, we call it a <PRIVY BOX>
1984809 
TREATY
The Rights Exchanged Are Tested Yearly
Angela Brett
1984413 
TREE
This Recycles Essential Elements
Angela Brett
1985043 
TREE (2)
Tall Redwood: Excellent Example!
Roger Williams
1985043 
TREE (3)
Tropical Resident, Enthusiastically Eradicated!
Roger Williams
1985043 
TREE (4)
Timber Repository Eagerly Exploited.
Roger Williams
1985043 
TREES
Truly Recyclable Earth-Enhancing Subjects
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985043 
TREES (2)
Tough, Resistant Evergreens' Eternal Summer
Angela Brett
1985043 
TRENCHER
The Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing.
Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
1984821 
TREND
Time Related/Repeated Events. "Now" Determines/Developments.
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984353 
TRIANGLE
This Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
TRIANGULAR
This Really Is A Nice Geometric Unit... Lines Are Reduced.
Angela Brett
1984629 
TRIATHLON
Try Running In Australia; The Heat Leaves Organs Numb
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
TRICKERTREAT
That's Real Intrigue... Camouflaged Known Expander Rattled The Regulars. Eventually: AHA! Tony!
Angela Brett (see <AHA> and <GUILTY>)
1984863 
TRICYCLE
Three Round Items - Can Your Child Learn Easily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRINCULO
Trenchant Royal Idiot - Nagging Contains Usually 'Learned' Observations
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
1984404 
TRINIDAD & TOBAGO
This Republic Is Now Independent - Drilling And Developing Their Oil Business Aids Growing Opulence.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TRINITY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
Teachers Really Intimidate Nobody. Instead, They Yak. Can He Really Intimidate Students That Interrupt Another Notorious Academic Class? All Dimwits Evade Men Yelling.
Peter & Christina - We both attend Trinity Christian Academy, a fine institute of learning.
1984473 
TRIO
Three Rolled Into One
Angela Brett
1984353 
TRIPLET
Third Related Infant - Parents Love Each Tenderly
TMcCO'G
1984590 
TRIPLETS
Three Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow
Roger Williams
1984590 
TRIREME
Triple Rows (of) Implements Required (to) Emulate Marine Engine
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
TRISTRAM
Tragically Roused Iseult's Sentiments, This Really Angered Mark.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
TRIVIA
Tiresome Recollection? It's Very Interesting Actually
Tony McCoy O'Grady
0 
TROCHOID
Tracing Rolling Of Circle Has One Immediately Dizzy!
Angela Brett
1984629 
TROGLODYTE
The Result Of Generations Living Or Dying, Yearning To Evolve
Angela Brett
1984494 
TROGLODYTE (2)
This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yet Triumphantly Evolved
Patricia Rix
1984494 
TROGLODYTE (3)
This Reeking Old Geezer Lived On Dinosaurs Yesterday: Tomorrow's Epicurean
George Rix, as a modification of Patricia's <TROGLODYTE (2)>
1984494 
TROILUS
Trojan's Romantic Outrage Initiates Latest Upsurge (in) Siege
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
1984302 
TRUE LOVE
'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
TRUISM
The Ruddy Usual Inane Sentence - Meaningless!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
0 
TRUTH
They Round Up The Hoodlums
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after completing the marathon <TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY>.
1984344 
TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
Totally Reliable to Uphold True Happiness, Just Us Super Twosome In Control Everytime, All Nasty Deviants Treated Harshly Eventually And Miscreants Expect Resistance Initially. Counter Active Naughtiness - Walk Away Yahoos!
Tony McCoy O'Grady... don't ask why a half-Irish, half-kiwi twosome would fight for the American way, but hey, it's quite an <ACRONYM>!
1984344 1984311 
TRY ONSCREEN HELP
The Reliable Yet Original Necessity. Self Contained, Read-only Embedded Emergency Notes. Helping Essentially Lost People.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
TSAR
The Sovereign Amongst Russians.
Roger Williams
1984413 
T-SHIRT
The Slave Had Infusions Ready - Teatime!
Angela Brett (T-shirt was <T-BAG>'s T-Caddy, whose duty was to keep her magical powers strong by making endless cups of tea from the leaves of her evil T-Plant.)
1984524 1984839 
TSUNAMI
The Shock Underwriters Never Absorb Making Intercourse
Rico Leffanta
1984248 
TUA
The Under-Achiever
Angela Brett, when boxer David Tua failed to win the title of world heavyweight champion.
1984332 
TUBE
Trains Underground Beneath England
Eric Bridgstock
1984572 
TUBERCULOSIS
The Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer.
Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
1984488 
TUESDAY
Tired, Useless, Energy Sapped? Devour A Yogurt
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984725 
TUESDAY FASTS & VERY DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD ==> NEW JUNE TREND: SOUND SLEEPER NITES!
Tuesday: Usual (Eating = Suspended) / Day Advances Youthfulness! Fasts (Astral Started/Sixth-month Two-thousand-and-three/Tuesday/Third) Strengthen! & Very Expensive Really Yummy! Delicious = Exquisite = Luscious ==> I Consume/Claimed (?) Invariably Organic = Uncontaminated Staples! Organic: Resourcefully Grown And Not Involving Chemicals! Vegan: Eating Great ; Animalproducts Never! Food: Obsessive/Organic Organises Delightful/Days! ==> New Ecstatic/Energetic Wholesome/Wonder! June Ushers New Era! Trend: {Rest Entire Nite} = Deep/Delightful! Sound/Sleep Ongoing = Usual = Nice = Deep/Delightful! Sleeper: Lessens Energy/Expenditure ; Establishes/Encouraging Peace = Energising = Rejuvenation! Nites Involving Tossing/Turning/Thoroughly Eliminated / Soundly!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see <FAST FOOD RESTAURANT>) "VERY DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD" I did not know: A. The <ORGANIC> farmers say that <ORGANIC> farming is more economical! B. The only reason they sell "Very Expensive Really Yummy! DELICIOUS ORGANIC VEGAN FOOD" is that <ORGANIC> <VEGAN>s are a minority! C. <ORGANIC> cucumbers do not need vinegar or anything. Try one. D. I like mangoes. Eventually (fool that I be) tried an <ORGANIC> mango. There is a difference. E. Tropicana orange juice: Whole Foods Market fresh-squeezed organic orange juice makes "Tropicana" taste like bitter water. Bottom line. If your national government legislated: a. all produce must be grown organically b. all animals (sold for food) must be fed organic grain c. ban on production of pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, what ever killer-chemicals d. any chemicals {covered in (c)} that were made before law must be shipped to a new government agency created on enactment of law e. penalty for violation of (c), (d): charge is treason. all concerned are traitors. possibly, family members. suppliers. shippers. any company that deals in any way (however insignificant or blameless) with a violator, is a violator. f. sentence if found guilty: merciful death only result. Certain Swift Result of National Law: 1. Organic food (especially vegan) is much healthier than the poisoned stuff (PS). Even the healthiest consumer of PS will discover {in short order} that they did not realise how good they could {feel, think, work, rest} until they ate all organic. And they will declare, with mixed emotions, that were not healthy until organic.  2. Cessation of poisoning environment: air, earth, water. And any matter that was involved with historical poisons, including our bodies. 3. Even the smallest one-of-a-kind store could sell organic at far less than PS. 4. Organic tastes worlds better. Try an organic gala apple. This was my favorite apple. Until the organic honeycrisp apple smote me. Tastes spicy. Chew it & get a refreshing loud crunch. Surprise! Try an organic Asian pear {shape: apple. skin: pear. texture: delightful = mild gritty. taste: you find out. I know.} My favorite food is organic millet [the only grain I know of, that is not acid-forming. which means you can eat it liberally.] 
1984944 1984467 
TUNAS
They're Usually Nice Accompanying Salad
Angela Brett
1984467 1984494 
TUNGSTEN
Typically Used Nowadays Generating Steel-alloys, Transition Element, Naturally
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
TUNISIA
Temperate Up North, In South It's Arid.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TURBO
Tried Using Regaine... Baldness Ongoing!
My name is David & my old roommates nickname is Turbo, who is going bald.
1984257 
TURD
The Usual Rectal Dirt
Angela Brett
1984398 
TURKEY
They Unmercifully Repress Kurds Even Yet.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TURKEY (2)
Thousands Unnecessarily Rudely Killed Every Year
Santa Claus
1984467 1985049 
TURKMENISTAN
They Until Recently Kept Moscow's Edicts, Now Independent - Some Think Autonomy Novel.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
TURTLE
They Unerringly Return To Lay Eggs
TMcCO'G referring to how the females of many breeds of turtle return to the beach where they hatched out, to lay their eggs. After many years of wandering all over the ocean this indicates an uncanny sense of direction.
1984494 
TUSH
Twin Undulations, Sit Here.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
TUTORIAL
Technical Use (of) Teaching Outline. Reading It Aids Learning
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
TV
Time's Valuable!
Angela Brett, since TV tends to waste a lot of time.
1984524 
TV NEWS
To View Notable Events, Watch Screen.
Angela Brett
1984707 
TWAIN
This Writer Authored Interesting Novels
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
TWENTY
They Won't Even Notice The Year
Angela Brett, on her 20th birthday.
1984713 
TWENTY (2)
Thanks Woz, Enjoyed Nattering To You
Angela Brett, after Steve Wozniak called to wish her a happy 20th birthday.
1984713 
TWENTY (3)
That Woman Eventually Notched Twenty Years!
Eric Bridgstock
1984713 
TWINE
Twisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984983 
TWINE (2)
Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence
Angela Brett
1984986 
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Tiny White Irridescent Night-Kindled Light Ever Twinkling While I Now Know Little Except Light Is Terribly Tiny Like Expensive Stones That Are Rare
Patricia Rix
1984878 
TWISS
This Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay
Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
1984809 
TWIST
This Will Involve Some Turning.
Angela Brett
1984275 
TWIST (2)
Terpsichory Which Identified Sixties Teenagers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
TWIST (3)
Torque Wrench Imparts Serious Tension
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
TWISTED
Truly Wicked Individual Still Trying Evil Deeds
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
TWISTED (2)
Turning Will Instill Style, Thus Elaborating Design
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
TWITCH
There's Windoze In This Computer... Help!
Angela Brett
1984677 
TWOS
To/Time (Wonderful October) Standard!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TWOS! set: {Standard Time, Daylight Time}
1985037 1984356 
TYBALT
Take Your Blade And Lunge Through
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
1984599 
TYPE THE ACRONYM HERE
Thank You, Please Enter Thy Handy Expansion. Anyone Can Relish Our Novel Yet Mirthful Hobby, Enter Regularly Everybody
Tony McCoy O'Grady (who couldn't resist the proffered "acronym" on the submission form at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/submit)
1984902 
TYRE
Tube, Yet Rotates Evenly
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
TYRO
This Youth Requires Orientation.
Roger Williams
1984362 
TZAR
This Zombie's A Ruler!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
